Texas’ Best-Kept Secret (And Why You Didn’t Hear It From Me)

Ach du lieber, if one more tourist asks me, “Hans, what’s the biggest secret about Texas?” I might just spill my beer all over their cowboy boots. First rule, mein Freund: Texans don’t hand out their true secrets like free pretzels at Oktoberfest. What makes Texas tick isn’t in a museum brochure—it’s tucked away in dusty backroads, whispered in honky-tonks, and sometimes hiding in grandma’s cast iron skillet. Hidden Texas Secret – It Ain’t What You Think Most folks imagine…

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Texas Women: Not Your Barbie Dolls, Mein Freund

Heilige Sauerkraut – if one more tourist asks me if Texas women are just cowgirl Barbies with big hair, I’m gonna spill my Dunkelweizen right on their cowboy boots. Texans Frauen are no decoration on a pickup hood ornament, jawoll – die Ladies hier pack as much grit and fire as a Bavarian woodcutter with a hangover. The Myth of the Barbie Cowgirl Ja, I see it, Hollywood loves to paint the picture: teeth white as Alpine snow, hair bigger…

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Ramstein Air Base: Bavaria Meets the Stars and Stripes

Zefix nochmal, only in America would you call a place in Germany your biggest overseas gas station, shopping mall, and airport all rolled into one – and then still complain about the schnitzel not being big enough. Ramstein – Not a Band, a Base Let’s clear something up first, ja? Ramstein Air Base is not your heavy metal band with the umlauts. Nein, it’s a major U.S. Air Force base in Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany. Built in the early 1950s, right after…

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Stocks, ETFs & Crypto – Brewkraut’s Grumpy Investment Advice

Ach du lieber, here we go again – every barfly with a smartphone suddenly thinks he’s Wall Street Wolfgang just because he bought a shiny crypto coin at 2 a.m. after three Lone Stars. Let me tell you from the start: if you want guaranteed riches, buy yourself a good Brezn and a six-pack, at least then you know what you’re getting. Stocks? ETFs? Crypto? Jawoll, they can make sense, but they can also eat your wallet faster than a…

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Corpus Christi – Bier, Beaches & Big Ships

Ach du lieber Himmel, Texas! The first time I stepped out of my truck in Corpus Christi, the air slapped me right in the face – salty, humid, and carrying a whiff of diesel from the port. Not like the crisp alpine mornings of Bavaria, nein-nein. Here it feels like the sea itself wants to wrestle you, and somehow you end up liking it. Jawoll! Seaside Texas with a Bavarian Twist Corpus Christi is like the rebellious cousin of your…

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