Oachkatzlschwoaf, I’ll tell you straight – I walked into a Starbucks the first time in Texas expecting a normal cup of coffee, schwarzer Kaffee, fertig. Instead, the menu looked like a chemistry exam and a dessert catalog had a baby. Back in Bayern, we drink beer with names like Helles or Dunkles – nice, clear, direct. None of this triple-venti-half-sweet-nonfat nonsense. Aber gut, let’s dive into these five iconic coffee concoctions that made Starbucks into the Hollywood of beverages. 1.…