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County Fairs & the Texas State Fair – A Survival Guide für Hungry Cowboys

Post author:Hans
Post published:September 4, 2025
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Heilige Sauerkraut, only in Texas do people think it’s normal to fry butter and then sell it with a smile. Back in Bayern, ja, we fry schnitzel, maybe a chicken, but nobody deep-fries a stick of butter unless they want a quick trip to the Notarzt. Texans though? They call it lunch, grin, and wash it down with a sweet tea big enough to drown a Dachshund. Willkommen to fair season, meine Freunde. County Fairs – The Dorf-Party mit Pigs…

Bavarian Boots March South: A Tex-Bavarian in Mexico

Post author:Hans
Post published:September 3, 2025
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Ach du lieber, every Texan I meet thinks driving to Mexico is like running to the H-E-B for some tacos and a six-pack. Spoiler: it ain’t. And before you accuse me, ja, I’ve done it myself—with my stubborn German brain, a cooler full of Weißbier, and a map printed from the 1990s. Zefix, what a ride. Borders Ain’t Like Oktoberfest Gates In Bavaria, you walk into the Biergarten, maybe say “Grüß Gott,” and boom—beer in your hand. Easy. In Mexico?…

Endless Highways, Endless Texas: A Brewkraut Survival Guide

Post author:Hans
Post published:September 2, 2025
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Donnerwetter! You think driving across Texas is like a Sunday stroll to the Biergarten? Ha! Put that thought back in the cooler next to your Coors, ‘cause once you hit these Lone Star highways, you’ll find out real quick: this state ain’t just big, it’s monstrous – like Bavaria after it ate three pretzels too many and refused to stop growing. Texas Size – Bigger Than Your Patience Listen, Texas is 268,000 square miles. You could fit my little Bavaria…

Buc-ee’s: The Holy Cathedral of Texas Gas and Snacks

Post author:Hans
Post published:September 2, 2025
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Ach du lieber, only in Texas can a gas station feel like Oktoberfest without the brass band. Back in Bavaria, a Raststätte on the Autobahn has a sad bratwurst and a newspaper rack. Here in Texas? You pull up to Buc-ee’s and suddenly you’re in a small city with 100 gas pumps staring at you like soldiers ready for duty. Jawoll, that’s no normal tankstelle – that’s a lifestyle. The Beaver with a Crown Texans talk about Buc-ee’s like my…

Tornado Alley, Bratwurst, and Lawn Chairs: A Texan Survival Guide

Post author:Hans
Post published:September 1, 2025
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Ach du lieber, only in Texas do folks pour a beer, sit auf der porch, and watch a funnel cloud like it’s the Super Bowl. Back in Bavaria, if the wind blows strong enough to knock your hat off, Oma will drag you into the cellar and padlock the door. Here? Jawoll, people set up lawn chairs for better viewing angles. I swear, Tornado Alley is less about geography and more about attitude. Tornado Alley – The Windy Autobahn Tornado…

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