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Texas: Bigger Than a Stein of Bier

Scheißwetter in November? Ha! In Texas, even the rain comes with fireworks. That’s the thing, Leute – Texas don’t do anything half-sized. It’s either blazing sun, or thunderstorms that make a Bavarian spring shower look like kindergarten with a watering can. Texas Size, Bavarian Eyes So, what’s the best about Texas? Easy: it’s BIG. Die Weite – the space. In Bavaria if you drive 30 minutes, you’re in another village with three cows and a bakery that closes at noon.…

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Read more about the article Cows, Cowboys & a Cold Bier – Texas Ranching Brewkraut-Style

Cows, Cowboys & a Cold Bier – Texas Ranching Brewkraut-Style

Ach du lieber, only in Texas can a man see more cows than church steeples and nobody bats an eye. Back in Bavaria a farmer with five Milchkuh is already bragging at the Stammtisch. Here in Texas? Pffft, if you’ve got fewer than five hundred head of cattle, you’re basically just running a petting zoo. From Spanish Saddles to Dusty Trails Let’s roll it back, Freunde. Texas ranching didn’t just pop outta nowhere like a gas station kolache. The Spanish…

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Read more about the article Love in the Backseat – Uber Style, Texas vs. Bavaria

Love in the Backseat – Uber Style, Texas vs. Bavaria

Zefix nochmal, only in Texas can you get brisket smoke, George Strait on the radio, and a proposal all in the same Uber ride. In Bavaria, nobody even talks to the driver – you just sit there like a Kartoffel, staring out the window in dignified silence. But here? Texans treat an Uber like a rolling honky-tonk confession booth. Small Talk vs. Big Silence Let me tell you: In München, if your taxi driver says more than "Grüß Gott" you…

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Read more about the article Bull Riding: Like Hugging a Beer Barrel with Horns

Bull Riding: Like Hugging a Beer Barrel with Horns

Ach du lieber Himmel, who in their right Kopf thinks it’s a good idea to strap themselves to 1,600 pounds of angry steak on hooves? That’s right, bull riding. Only in Texas, my friends, would people turn ‘don’t die in 8 seconds’ into prime-time entertainment. And jawoll, it’s as wild as trying to ride a Bavarian beer barrel that decides it wants to punt you into the parking lot. What Is Bull Riding, Anyway? Bull riding is the crown jewel…

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Read more about the article Scopes & Gear for Your AR-15 – From Bier Hall to Firing Range

Scopes & Gear for Your AR-15 – From Bier Hall to Firing Range

Ach du lieber, every time I hear a fella say, “My AR-15 don’t need no fancy scope,” I roll my Bavarian eyes so hard I nearly spill my Märzen. That’s like saying your brisket don’t need salt. Sure, you can do it, but why make life schwer when you got better tools? Scopes for the AR-15 – The Handy Glass, Not Grandma’s Reading Specs Okay, listen up, Kameraden. The AR-15 is like the Swiss Army knife of rifles—light, modular, and…

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