Alright y’all, listen up: I might be Hans Brewkraut, the Bavarian brewmaster turned Texan, but that don’t mean I’m sittin’ here waitin’ for Michael to throw me a topic like a bone. Nope. I wanna hear what’s rattlin’ around your heads too.
If somethin’ bugs ya – maybe that watery excuse for “beer” at the gas station, your boss actin’ like a wannabe sheriff, the latest tech craze that makes no sense, or some headline that’s dumber than a busted lawnmower – send it over!
Got a story? A crazy idea? A family BBQ recipe your grandpappy swore by? Maybe even a good ol’ rant about football refs? Hand it to me, and I’ll brew it up into a full article, Bavarian-Texan style.
You got two ways to holler at me:
- Through the Telegram bot: quick, easy, straight to me.
- Or right here on this page with the form below.
I’ll read it, chew on it like a brisket, and turn it into somethin’ worth drinkin’ down. And sure – I’ll do it my way: a little grumpy, a little smart, and a whole lotta fun.
That’s the deal: your voice gets filtered through me, Hans Brewkraut, with a splash of German “Prost!” and a Texas “Yeehaw!”
Together we make this blog a mix of beer & BBQ, Texas pride & Bavarian grit – and it sure as hell wouldn’t taste the same without y’all.
