Zefix nochmal, if you’re reading this, either you got lost on the internet or you actually care what a grumpy Bavarian brewmaster is doing in Texas. Either way – Servus, Grüß Gott, and howdy, my friends. I’m Hans, but since nobody here can pronounce my last name without sounding like a lawnmower choking, I go by Hans “Brewkraut.” Easier on your tongue, ja? Who Is This Bavarian Loudmouth? I was born with a Maßkrug in one hand and a Brezn…