Heilige Sauerkraut – if one more tourist asks me if Texas women are just cowgirl Barbies with big hair, I’m gonna spill my Dunkelweizen right on their cowboy boots. Texans Frauen are no decoration on a pickup hood ornament, jawoll – die Ladies hier pack as much grit and fire as a Bavarian woodcutter with a hangover. The Myth of the Barbie Cowgirl Ja, I see it, Hollywood loves to paint the picture: teeth white as Alpine snow, hair bigger…