Ach Himmel, if I see one more Texan bragging that a watery light beer in a red cup is "real beer," I’m gonna need a stronger Helles just to calm my nerves. Listen up, Freunde – brewing your own beer at home ain’t rocket science. It’s more like BBQ for your malt-loving soul. With a little patience, some clean equipment, and the holy Bavarian trinity (Malz, Hefe, und Wasser – plus hops, ja klar), you can cook up liquid gold…