Heilige Sauerkraut, only in Texas do people think it’s normal to fry butter and then sell it with a smile. Back in Bayern, ja, we fry schnitzel, maybe a chicken, but nobody deep-fries a stick of butter unless they want a quick trip to the Notarzt. Texans though? They call it lunch, grin, and wash it down with a sweet tea big enough to drown a Dachshund. Willkommen to fair season, meine Freunde. County Fairs – The Dorf-Party mit Pigs…