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Jawoll, Welcome to Texas: The Lone Star Starter Guide

Post author:Hans
Post published:September 28, 2025
Post category:Texas Life
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Ach so, let me tell ya straight, Texas ain’t just a state – it’s a whole attitude. You land here and suddenly every Burger gets two sizes bigger, every pickup truck looks like it could haul a Bavarian mountain, und every sunset makes you think maybe der Himmel wants a raise. Folks say, “Everything’s bigger in Texas,” and scheiße, they ain’t joking. The Giant Boot-Shaped Land Texas is big. Not like, “oh, that’s large” – I mean massiv, mein Freund.…

Cows, Cowboys & a Cold Bier – Texas Ranching Brewkraut-Style

Post author:Hans
Post published:August 26, 2025
Post category:Texas Life
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Ach du lieber, only in Texas can a man see more cows than church steeples and nobody bats an eye. Back in Bavaria a farmer with five Milchkuh is already bragging at the Stammtisch. Here in Texas? Pffft, if you’ve got fewer than five hundred head of cattle, you’re basically just running a petting zoo. From Spanish Saddles to Dusty Trails Let’s roll it back, Freunde. Texas ranching didn’t just pop outta nowhere like a gas station kolache. The Spanish…

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