Texas: Bigger Than a Stein of Bier

Scheißwetter in November? Ha! In Texas, even the rain comes with fireworks. That’s the thing, Leute – Texas don’t do anything half-sized. It’s either blazing sun, or thunderstorms that make a Bavarian spring shower look like kindergarten with a watering can. Texas Size, Bavarian Eyes So, what’s the best about Texas? Easy: it’s BIG. Die Weite – the space. In Bavaria if you drive 30 minutes, you’re in another village with three cows and a bakery that closes at noon.…

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Why This Old Bavarian Loves Texas More Than Lederhosn

Ach du lieber, let me tell ya: if one more fella asks me why a stubborn Bavarian like me packed up his Bierkrug and moved to Texas, I might just smack him with a bratwurst. It’s not complicated, Freunde – Texas is like Bavaria’s wild cousin who traded the Alps for longhorns, and I fell head over boots for it. Sunsets Bigger Than Beer Steins In Bavaria, ja, we have mountains and lakes that make poets cry. Schön, wunderbar. But…

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