Donnerwetter! You think driving across Texas is like a Sunday stroll to the Biergarten? Ha! Put that thought back in the cooler next to your Coors, ‘cause once you hit these Lone Star highways, you’ll find out real quick: this state ain’t just big, it’s monstrous – like Bavaria after it ate three pretzels too many and refused to stop growing. Texas Size – Bigger Than Your Patience Listen, Texas is 268,000 square miles. You could fit my little Bavaria…