Ach du lieber, only in Texas do folks pour a beer, sit auf der porch, and watch a funnel cloud like it’s the Super Bowl. Back in Bavaria, if the wind blows strong enough to knock your hat off, Oma will drag you into the cellar and padlock the door. Here? Jawoll, people set up lawn chairs for better viewing angles. I swear, Tornado Alley is less about geography and more about attitude. Tornado Alley – The Windy Autobahn Tornado…