Ach du meine Güte, every time I drive through a Texas neighborhood, I see more U.S. flags than mosquitoes on a summer evening – and believe me, the skeeters are already winning the population contest. You can’t buy ribs at the grocery store without bumping into a flagpole display. It’s like Stars and Stripes season 24/7. Makes a Bavarian like me wonder: why are these Texans (and Americans in general) so damn proud of waving that cloth? Sit down, have…