Ach du liebe Zeit – if I see one more Hollywood zombie flick where some city boy fights off the undead with a baseball bat and scream-crying, I’ll spill my Bier in protest. Listen here, Freunde: if the zombies come shambling down a Texas dirt road, you better be prepared like a proper Bavarian-Texan hybrid – das heißt, with guns, gear, and enough brisket to power through Armageddon. Guns First, Fragen Later In Bavaria, the most dangerous thing I had…